Deeman

In the event that we sign up Jai Culley, I suggest that we give him the nickname "Tom".

Heard the club has been toying with the idea of this sponsorship for a while.

Score?

Sounds a bit 4 2 6 to me.

For the sake of accurate reporting …

Worse comes to worse, our correspondent stays in his tree disguise for 24 hours. No biggie.

This is klikbait. I was expecting a story about Koltyn and Kozzie.

I went past the site yesterday looking for the house where one day people will say about player X - "He's training the house down and has come back in career-best form."

I did, but I put it down to the three gin and tonics I partook of before viewing.

Who does Twain play for and what’s his position?

Just tuned in and I am shocked that an AFL event hasn’t kicked off 22 minutes after the start. Get on with it, will you!

Wake me when Sam McClure and Michael Warner rock up.

All sorted out. The club just sent out 5,000 honorary memberships in brown paper bags.

Thank you very much. Now can we start a bring back Roffey thread please?

Just wondering if the President has spoken to Tracc or his family yet.