Tarax Club

Yes his height, strong physique and relative youth are positives. From his MFC video clip he intimated he has strengths he brings to the table. But also welcomed the opportunity to work on other aspects of his game. Luke Dunstan had no problem getting the ball, his delivery finesse and polish were probably at an optimum given his age. No further improvement was likely to happen. JC now has time and opportunity to improve his skills, fitness etc. Good luck Jai!

Unlike some who appear to have clairvoyant powers or believe in JC’s second coming. I shall await ‘proof in the pudding’. Like for like? Luke Dunstan. Fills a need if injuries (God forbid) occur amongst the mid-field first chosen.

But not quite as funny as your good self Picket😜

Lachie Schultz has mercifully gone, Walters is closer to retirement, but Switkowski and Frederick must be licking their chops. Last line of defence is looking like a re-run of the eighth series of Are You Being Served? Steven May, Big Man’s attire, Captain Peacock look-a-like Rick Lever, Smalls and Talls? and Tmac back pocket, with barely a hankerchief to cover Darcy and Jackson. Windsor is no certainty and Bowey brave to a fault but no lockdown specialist. Leaves the cupboard decidedly bare. If Freo smalls get on the fly and the zipper get jammed there’l be hell to pay.

Was that David Williams? Nine goals at the ‘G v North Melbourne in ‘86. Killed ‘em.

No Bull.

Magnanimity at AFL house? Devil to pay.

Call it what you will, that truly sucks. Quickly removed the buzz from yesterday’s team performance. Believe he’s a determined young fella. You’ve just got to get up, (albeit slowly) dust yourself down and get on with it. Positive the club will back him to recover and return to the playing field. Good luck Andy.

Woooow!!! They’ll be hangin’ from the rafters.

Put the sleeper hold on anybody of note?

Penny or Tuppenny? or the derivation “Bunger” Back in my occasionally errant childhood used to terrorise the neighbours’ letterboxes with those. These days the the ‘hood would be in full lockdown and you’d be getting frogmarched out.

Add Old Nick (back up back up ruck), Dickens, Mephistopheles and El Diablo (soccer crossovers), plain Satan, Lord of the Flies (bring the aero guard), and (Rupert Murdoch endorsed) Prince of Darkness. Sports Editor gets the sack and eternity in hell for his lassitude.

Roost (er) today, feather duster tomorrow.

Commiserations to Shane McAdam sadly the ‘Sun Is not Shining’. ‘Don’t Rock My Boat’ but the DL boards need to ‘Lively Up Yourself’. To succeed in the AFL (‘Babylon System’) there’s no ‘Running Away’ from it, clubs must ‘Work’ constantly on their lists to be ‘Top Rankin’. Simon, Tim and Jason aka ‘Midnight Ravers’ given the tight timeline, hopefully won’t strike ‘Three O’Clock Roadblock’. Stir It Up’ and cause ‘Burnin’ and Lootin’ here. Whoever gets the nod will leave a ‘Postive Vibration’ with the DL diaspora and get ‘One Love’. Help pull us out of the lower ladder ‘Concrete Jungle’ and on an upward ‘Exodus’. Inevitably ‘Time Will Tell’.

AFL statute of limitations must be near done. If the urine samples Deepfreeze has in retention, can now return to room temperature we can all feel much relieved.